Man we have a lot of links today... some of which I don't have things to joke about. So will just go rapid fire here before we get to the full links, how's that sound? Okay, I'm sure you don't care about the greatest Internet Scandals and you are probably more concerned about a woman who shows up from the Jungle, do we call her Jane or Tarzan? And the NCAA seems to have problems with Male practice players. Not sure why.

So, what is the creator of Dilbert up to these days? I don't know if you know anything about music, but this Guided By Voices Documentary is a MUST Watch!

In case you haven't heard... The Moon may Disintegrate someday.

So you wanna be an Internet Superstar? I'm sorry. So you wanna vote for an Internet Superstar?

Well, the Big Tuna is retiring, so it's gotta be TO's fault. Does this mean that TO Wins?

And now here are the links before we get ready for 24 and Heroes tonight!

HammLinks: Around The Web Today

• Fake Trailer of the Day... Tom Hanks is 007
  Isn't it time for Hanks to make another slapstick comedy role??? Oh, that's right he did, it was called the Da Vinci Code.
• What I learned from Season 2 of 24... Don't Mess With Cougar's
  Normally, I wouldn't make light of something like this... but it's not the kids faut... Who was the Einstein who thought it was a good idea to bring a COUGAR to a birthday party! Although, I have a couple of guesses: Mike Tyson, Kevin Federline, and Andy Dick.

  The race to provide a unique experience at kids’ parties can even get dangerous. In December, a 4-year-old girl was mauled by a cougar that was brought in as part of the entertainment at a birthday party for a 7-year-old in Coral Gables, Fla.

• NYTimes.com | In Raw World of Sex Movies, High Definition Could Be a View Too Real
  That's why I like my porn on old 8MM reels with no sound. Here's what my Buddy Kyle had to say:

  [12:17] Kyle: Joone does not use a last name, but he does use a number of techniques to keep his films blemish-free. They include giving out lifestyle tips.
  “I tell the girls to work out more, cut down on the carbs, hit the treadmill,” he said.
  [12:17] Kyle: That guys like the father most of these women have never had
  

• What Me Worry???
  I'm not saying this is a good time for the Germans to invade Russia. I'm not advocating that. But, uh, if you were GOING to, now would be a good time.

  Older Russians shake their heads reminiscing about how temperatures 58 degrees below zero helped stymie the Germans as they reached the outskirts of Moscow in 1941; grass was growing this week near the famous tank defenses north of the capital.

• 5 sins of Vista
  Your new PC you will buy in February will have Microsoft Vista installed. Watch how your life will change.
• This guy believes that R2-D2 and Chewbacca have MORE in their background than you realize.
  It was an interesting theory that fell flat. This Star Wars theory from Clerks however makes much more sense.
• Going to Ramadi
  Well, this is a wonderful story about a man who travels across half the world to see where his son died. Only it's still too dangerous to go all the way there. Maybe someday, this father will get closure. And the rest of the fathers and mothers of slain soldiers.
• "Hang the Wrong Man?" Secret Service Investigates 81 year old man
  By even linking to this story, does this mean the Secret Service will come looking for me???
• Fun Facts about Credit Cards
  I don't know if they are fun so much as they are well... just facts.
• Another SQL Server Tip about Running Totals.
  I think this is my third one.
• Poor YOU: The Sports Guy is Sad the Patriots Lost...
  If you were just to look at the Patriots last 2 years, you might believe this wouldn't you? Tom Brady is a choker.
• Spend a lot of times in meetings? Well here's some tips on how to make them more effective.
  And here's some more. My one rule for a good meeting? Good snacks.
• Conlin envisions a conversation with Burrell
  Let me be on the record that I hate these Faux conversation articles. Never liked them.
• Worst Serial Killer Ever: In Canada.This guy isn't sexy like Ted Bundy or Hannibal Lector...
  But he does look a little like Buffalo Bill Jame Gumb. Put the lotion in the basket please.
• Nutter's Plan for Philly: Frisk First... Ask Questions Later
  If it stops the Murder Rate, does that work? Or should we be concerned about Civil Liberties. I don't know what's the best way. But I give Nutter credit for at least coming up with an idea to halt crime in this town. Something Mayor Street has failed to do.
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My Daily Spot

I keep forgetting to put this new feature on the site as a blogroll somewhere. But I wanted to give you a peak into some of the links I check out daily/regulary. I call it "My Daily Spot".

My Daily Spot

Google

Hot Deals Club - frequently updated with the be...

KYW Newsradio 1060

MSNBC Cover

mbuzzy.com -

Digg.com

My Way

My iWon

Philadelphia Traffic Reports

Phillies 2006 Schedule

Philly Future - Philadelphia Blogs

Philly.com

Sports Guy

The 9 for Tuesday July 18th

The Onion | America's Finest News Source

USATODAY.com - Pop Candy

W3Schools Online Web Tutorials

Windows Live

Woot : One Day, One Deal

Blog listing from Salon.com

Hot Chicks with Douchebags

Pogue's Posts - Technology - New York Times Blog

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

MSNBC -- Clicked

General News

ABCNEWS.com

CNN

USA Today

PORTALS

craigslist: philadelphia online community

iWon

Lycos Your Personal Internet Guide

Excite.com

My Yahoo!

SEARCH

4anything.com -- A Whole New Way to Search the Net!

A9.com Home Page

AOL NetFind

AnyWho.com

Dogpile

HotBot

Infoseek

LookSmart

Mamma

Netscape Search

Yahoo!

People Phone Email

Bigfoot

Verizon SuperPages

Switchboard Home Page

The Ultimates

WhoWhere_