HammRadio Today: 12/8/2006 --
Why the Internet And Bananas ruin relationships

HammRadio Today: 12/8/2006 -- <br>Why the Internet And Bananas ruin relationships

Sometimes it's important to remember something when having relationships with women.

  1. Your girlfriend, fiancee, wife has had sex with other people before you.
  2. The guy in the cube next to you. Probably wants to have sex with her.
  3. Women can be friends with men. Men can't be friends with women.
  4. Based on hours of internet research, I can safely say, that 75% of all American women are on the internet naked or unclothed in some fashion. The other 25% have yet to be uploaded.
  5. And finally, don't let your girlfriend simulate oral sex on any fruit on videotape.
Watch the boyfriend stare at his girlfriend in shock, awe and wonder...
It's great, at first he's stares with surprise that she was able to get it down her throat... THEN he progresses to the "Hey, my girlfriend is amazing, I can't wait to get her to try this with me."... Then to the ultimately reality, the sudden realization that his girlfriend's talent was practiced on a conquest... who was extremely large... And that conquest...was not him...

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Why the Internet And Bananas ruin relationships

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Relationship advice on a Friday? When else would we give it??? I don't know maybe 6 days later when this finally gets posted. Yeah, that's about right.
HammRadio Today: 12/8/2006 -- <br>Why the Internet And Bananas ruin relationships

Sometimes it's important to remember something when having relationships with women.

  1. Your girlfriend, fiancee, wife has had sex with other people before you.
  2. The guy in the cube next to you. Probably wants to have sex with her.
  3. Women can be friends with men. Men can't be friends with women.
  4. Based on hours of internet research, I can safely say, that 75% of all American women are on the internet naked or unclothed in some fashion. The other 25% have yet to be uploaded.
  5. And finally, don't let your girlfriend simulate oral sex on any fruit on videotape.
Watch the boyfriend stare at his girlfriend in shock, awe and wonder...
It's great, at first he's stares with surprise that she was able to get it down her throat... THEN he progresses to the "Hey, my girlfriend is amazing, I can't wait to get her to try this with me."... Then to the ultimately reality, the sudden realization that his girlfriend's talent was practiced on a conquest... who was extremely large... And that conquest...was not him...

HammLinks: Around The Web Today

Apple iTunes

My Daily Spot

I keep forgetting to put this new feature on the site as a blogroll somewhere. But I wanted to give you a peak into some of the links I check out daily/regulary. I call it "My Daily Spot".

Netflix, Inc.

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