I protested the Super Bowl. Okay, I watched every minute of it. But I didn't go to a party. I didn't socialize. Okay, that's not really true. I posted on facebook during the game. And took phone calls and sent text messages.
So the Post Office looks like they need some quick cash. What do they do? Create the Forever stamp. Next thing you are going to tell me they are going to sell Star Wars stamps.
Timmy, what is your science project about? Black Holes, Mrs. Wiliiams. Okay, so what is the project? Well, I'm going to drop a bowling ball on a sheet and see if I can suck the 8th grade girls soccer team into a pit. Okay, Timmy... get started.
I have nothing to say... Well that's not ENTIRELY true. I finally reveal a personal experience, that is so secret and so shocking... you will wish you never heard it.