I've never seen Bruce Springsteen in Concert. Although, I once received a standing ovation at Breen's in Huntingdon Valley after a rendition of
I try to solve the crisis in the Sudan, by introducing a new toy line. I'll probably go to hell for this. And before I do, I write a letter to my 8th grade self.
There are only 700 Mountain Gorillas left in the world. And four of them were found shot dead. It's a matter of time before the Monkey Army revolts.
The Phillies lead the Wild Card race and a guarantee is discussed. Osama Bin Laden death rumors??? Folks, we have the proof!!!
Look, I'm sorry if I offended anyone. I mean, you so all know that I'm way proud to be an American, right? Sorry, you had to see my nuggetpouch. May the Force Be With You