Halloween is coming. And You need a costume. Here are step by step instructions for your very own Sarah Palin Halloween Costume!

Buzz Bissinger goes crazy on Bob Costas talking about Bloggers. Unfortunately, he never mentions my name or HammRadio.com, but I'm sure he's talking about me.

Oh it's friday. It's a rainy friday here in Philly. So here are some links and some jokes. Or jokes with some links. Ah you know the drill.

Junk Journalism. I can't stand it. Junk Journalism, is like junk comedy. It requires zero thought, little intelligence, that you might as well be one of those monkeys laughing at its own steaming pile of feces.

We've been lax bringing you our A$$-holes of the week. Sometimes, there isn't an asshole during the week. But this week there are tons.

The Lenten Sacrifices have been a bust. I ate some Potato Chips on Oscar night by accident. I try to follow some Craigslist advice, hold on... I need to open up a socket.

Nirvana Killed My Career, Frances Bean Killed my Comeback. Yahoo!, Arnie, Barbara Bush all getting ready for A$$-Hole of the week Nominations!

So Princess Anne has a hot daughter. Who knew!?! And The Apprentice's Chris gets arrested. Well we knew that one right? And is it okay to tackle a guy, just because he standing waiting to talk to Bush? Um... I guess?

So teenagers don't get the First Amendment? Is this an increasing attempt by the Bush Adminstration for kids to not understand ANY amendment. Wait until they think that it's okay that GI Joe bunks with them!