HammLinks: Around the Web Today

The Lenten Sacrifices have been a bust. I ate some Potato Chips on Oscar night by accident. I had a Cheesesteak after Erin Express. I couldn't help but look at porn. And I ended up looking at Match and the other personals sites. Including Craigslist. I'm a failure of a human being.

But at least it gives me material. Here a guy decides he's going to answer WHY Men on Craigslist are only there for sex. That's not WHY I'm on it, but... after reading what he has to say, um, maybe I should be??

Well Im gonna set ya straight on this...........you can blame your sisters for this one. So many women are giving up the pussy on first dates or sometimes second dates and that has caused men to not have to work hard for the prize. Men like a variety. Why wouldnt they? Once they learned that they can keep getting new stuff easily , they then wanted new stuff all the time. This is why men are on here looking for sex. The only way to get men to start taking women out like they did in the 50's is to get all of your sisters to close their legs and shut off the pussy supply. But if you all dont clan together and do it as a unit, you are simply shutting yourself off from a social life. I dont see anything changing any time soon . It is totally amazing. When I was in my 20's I couldnt get laid in a womans prison and now I get different women every week. Thanks , society for enriching my life

• Top 25 Best Moments of Arrested Development
  These aren't necessarily MY favorite moments... But this is certainly pretty close. There's a couple of Buster moments that are completely missed. I"M A MONSTER!!!
• Chloe, can you open up a socket for me? I need to order lunch.
  Early this season, Jack Bauer's code for being in trouble, "I'm in a Flank 2 Position." That has been a buzzword among my friends. But the latest one, which has really caught on is, whenever you can't do something, you ask, "Well, ask Chloe to open a socket for you." So what is a Socket, then? And how does it help? I don't know, but if someone could run my hourlys for me I have to manually ship my transaction logs and redirect the frame relays before I configure the flux capacitor.