It's Friday, so you know how we like to integrate our thoughts with links all at once right? You don't? Well that's what I think I try to do.

This whole TB story is freaking me out. Not because of my fear of flying. But because we might very well be dealing with an example of bio terrorism and no one seems to care. All I know is... I'm resealing my windows with duct tape and plastic wrap.

Sometimes you dream about stuff, like writing for Saturday Night Live or running the Broad Street Run. Then you read this and you dump your dreams.

Floyd Landis is guilty? Allegedly? But Mets fans prove they are the worst. Is there a Pay Gap? And should a divorce include a Garage Sale??

It's Friday, so we have links, and sometimes we don't take the time formulate full jokes or opinions. So let's deal with a few of these in quick shot format.

Bush understands that the WORST school shooting massacre in American History will generate some gun backlash. So he decides to capitalize on the tragedy to push his agenda.

The CIA was warned by the French. Yes, those same French folks who didn't let us use their air space and then we changed the name of our beloved French Fries to Freedom Potato Sticks.

George Lucas, Dick Cheney, and the Anna Nicole Judge all vye for A$$-Hole of the Week. I guess, I have to add myself for eating meat on Friday.

While Bill Gates hates future poor people, the MPAA has decided it's okay to act fraudulantly to catch people who illegally distribute films.

Bush and Oprah lead the stories today. And there's even one or two stories that will make you cry. Guess which one?

It's Friday! So you know what that means... It's the Wild and the Wacky... A$$-hole of the week nominees... and more!