Ryan Howard is On Notice. Yes, not on Stephen Colbert's list, but mine. If you recall, my last On Notice list was generated because Colbert has been stealing my material for years now. He's still there.

How do you get more readers, when your own mother doesn't read your blog? Granted my material is a little edgy for my mom. And she doesn't find me funny at all. So... there's that.

Madonna purchases a human... Colbert wants his money... Donovan is blamed for Sunday's loss... and Wired.com wants to do a dateline on myspace.

I go on a Road Trip and what happens... Dane Cook... I mean... Stephen Colbert STEALS Material from me... AGAIN!

If you don't watch the Colbert Report. Well you should. Here are 3 reasons why.

What do the Sopranos, Stephen Colbert, Ric Ocasek and Rick Springfield have in common. Um... Really not much... but they are referenced in one way or another today!