HammRadio Today: 07/06/2006 --
Women are Insane, So Says Dilbert
7/6/2006 11:14 AM
Byline: Mike Cunningham
Okay, I've said that women are insane a bunch of times. Here Dilbert takes crazy women to task!
I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Women are not from Venus. They are from the land of crazy. Women are insane. Everytime I voice that opinion, my mom asks, "Mike, you think your sister is crazy?" "Absolutely, nuts. Did you ever fight her while she had a broken leg? The Girl is nuts." "You think your grandmother is crazy??" "She had eleven children, does that sound like the work of a sane person!"
Of course, this COULD be the reason why I don't have a girlfriend. My father would answer, "You think so, Doctor." Well, I doubt he would quote Boogie Nights. But we'll give him the benefit of the doubt. Today's links feature the cartoon strip Dilbert and it's ode to insane women!
Dilbert has a great thread this week about Insane Chicks. It's about time it has been discussed publicly.
- Dilbert Cartoon: Insane Women #1
- Dilbert: The Society of Insane Chicks #2
- You mean women just INVENT things to get upset about?
- Dilbert: The Society of Insane Chicks #3
- Why Racquetball makes men hate women? Or is it the other way around?
HammLinks: Around the Web Today
Okay, if we use Stephen Colbert as an example, perhaps men are crazy. CRAZY with Balls!
- Stephen Colbert Abolishes the Supreme Court
- It's about time!
- And you thought Stephen Colbert had Huge Balls
- Okay, that was just sick. I mean, I keep my large balls covered. That's what REAL men with Elephant Size balls and Whale sized Penis do. It's best for society... and the ladies... the insane ladies.
- XM and Sirius??? To Merge???
- Good thing I haven't bought satellite radio... Um... And good thing I already bought stock in both... OH wait... I've lost a ton of money on both of them! Dammit!!! Maybe women are the sane creatures!