HammLinks: Around the Web Today

Is there anyone more yummy thann Scarlett Johannson? Even if she's pictured next to Woody Allen. Nope, those creamy white thighs, full bosom, reminds of the Queen from John Updike's A&P and every girl I've every dreamed about. Thanks Updike. Thanks for ruining all my dreams about women.

She had on a kind of dirty-pink - - beige maybe, I don't know -- bathing suit with a little nubble all over it and, what got me, the straps were down. They were off her shoulders looped loose around the cool tops of her arms, and I guess as a result the suit had slipped a little on her, so all around the top of the cloth there was this shining rim. If it hadn't been there you wouldn't have known there could have been anything whiter than those shoulders. With the straps pushed off, there was nothing between the top of the suit and the top of her head except just her, this clean bare plane of the top of her chest down from the shoulder bones like a dented sheet of metal tilted in the light. I mean, it was more than pretty.

Okay, there I've said it, I'm in love with Scarlett Johannsen even if she has cankles. And you know what she's still a great actress. Go figure!

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