You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of the year with an electrified FOOLING machine. --Homer Simpson

Well, I don't have an Electrified Fooling Machine, but I can purchase a wireless extension cord. Why do I think this is another April Fool's joke???

Warning: Even though these microwaves are about as harmful as the leakage from an ordinary microwave oven (not much), do not put computers, televisions, other sensitive electrical equipment, food, liquids, paper, glass, flammable substances, magnets, or living things in between the base and satellite units. Just in case.

HammLinks: Around the Web Today:

In any case, let's get to a SPECIAL Saturday version of the links:

• Chinese Democracy Review...
  So, Chuck Klostermann reviews Guns N Roses long awaited album for Spin magazine. And America waits with baited breath. Oh, wait, right, this is April Fool's
• Slashdot brings you the cutest websites ever. Wait aminute.....
  Dammit I hate when I get fooled by website April Fools jokes!!! I love when people respond... "OMG, I hope this is a joke... because if its not, I'm going to hunt down all of you and your families and kill you with your own mouse pads."
• Best Internet Spoofs
  These were the best spoofs??? The first one, wasn't even an internet spoof. That was a FAX spoof first!!! COME ON!!!!
• Peterson family offers reward leading to the arrest of Laci Peterson
  Wait a minute... is this another April Fool's Day joke??? I may be naive... but I think I've caught on to this one. oh wait... What? This is true??? What the F**k is wrong with these people.