Maybe the 'Don't Tase Me Bro' kid shouldn't have called the cops 'Bro.' Because we certainly know they don't like to be called DUDE.

So you are Nun, huh? Have has anyone given you any suspicious eucharist today? How about a carry on tabernacle?

I have a great idea for a movie. It's about this small town nun. Who loves to dance. We'll call it Sister Act 3.

Karl Rove tried for Treason? Soccer Moms and Evolution? The Big Wiesy? Skywalker's Light Saber? All that today?