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I have a great idea for a movie. It's about this small town nun. Who loves to dance. But her church is keeping her down. Then she starts a dance troupe. We can call it Sister Act 3. Whoopi Goldberg can make a cameo. Cameo can make a cameo. I think it would be awesome. Heck let's get Kevin Bacon in on the action. He can play a visiting priest.

• Nun Dances, Reprimanded by Mother Superior, To Dance Off with Monaco and O'Hurley
  Seriously, there has to be something MORE the church can focus on right? I mean when you GOTTA DANCE... YOU GOTTA DANCE!!!
• D.C. Radio Host fired for slamming ISLAM
  Not just slamming, basically calling the religion a TERRORIST organization. Look I'm all about Free Speech, so I don't believe this guy should be fired. But, you can be nominated for A$$-hole of the week!dd>
• Reinventing Television
  I wish I was funny as Jon Stewart. No wait, I wish I was as popular as Jon Stewart. No, wait, I wish, I wish, oh dammit, I just wish people knew who I was.
• Britney a Bigamist?
  You know what's funny? I had a Jessica Simpson and I tried the same thing. Didn't work. But I did get her to wash my car.
• The Onion | The Terrorists Are Winning Everything
  Pretty funny Onion article on how the Terrorists are still winning!
• TMQ NFC Preview
  Gregg Easterbrook takes a look at the NFC and uses a Harry Potter nickname for T.O. And no, I don't mean Buckbeak.
• NFL.Com | What's T.O. Really Worth?
  Is T.O. really worth all the money he's asking for?
• Pows of the Day
  
  Big Country "In a Big Country"
  The Replacements "Kiss Me on the Bus"