Mickey Rourke... What the hell happened?

Caught Mickey Rourke on David Letterman tonight. Um. He was always kind of scary looking. But damn, what the hell happened to him.

Maybe he was preparing for a role in Vanilla Sky 2. I was watching the original spanish version with Penelope Cruz. (Babe of the week nominee.) Oh wait. She was also in the American version. Anyway, maybe the disfigurement is all in our imagination. But my favorite thing is how everyone is talking about how Mickey Rourke is BACK! um.. When was ever here?

Worst movie collection ever

Someone left in the breakroom, a collection of movies that combined, could be considered the worst movie collection ever. Not that the movies are all that bad. They are fine for a Saturday afternoon showing on TBS. But except for maybe the Brady Bunch Movie, these movies certainly do not stand the test of time.

• 3 Men and a Baby
• Hard Way
• Benny And Joon
• Brady Bunch Movie
• Tough Guys

From the Inbox

Every once in a while I take a look at the spam that comes my way. Today, I was startled to see a personal message from Mike Tyson. No, it wasn't because he will be returning to the boxing ring on my birthday (June 11). It was to promote an internet gaming site. And you can take $6 of Mike Tyson's own money. Methinks that there is a danger to that. That's just me.

Here's a quote from the e-mail that made me laugh:

AS A PRO BOXER I KNOW A GOOD DEAL when I see one! And Fortunefun is the place to be!
IRON MIKE SAYS SO!

I kind of believe that he wouldn't know a good deal if it came up and bit him on the ear. Too easy?

• Mike Tyson to fight Irish Guy in DC on June 11. Boy does this guy know how to promote. There won't be an Irish Bar in this country not tuned into to this one.

HammLinks: Around the Web Today

Not much going on in the world today. So we just have a few links out there for you today. But it is importnat to note that our war with the Evening Bulletin may return, as I received a "free" copy on my doorstep. We'll go over more on this tomorrow.

• Leslie and the Lys -- If you haven't seen these girls. Your are missing a treat. For sure.
• The State of West Virginia has declared English the state's official language of WVA. Now the ACLU might think this is a problem for immigrants. I kind of think it's more of an issue for the rednecks.
• Um... my 1250 just doesn't sound as high anymore. 2400 is the new PERFECT score.
• Gratuitous Cleavage for Disposable Rags?My buddy Kyle feels this is unnecessary.