Jerry Maguire wrote a mission statement. I might have just advocated murder. I'm not really sure what's going on here. But I'm pretty sure one of them is a joke.
Ryan Howard is On Notice. Yes, not on Stephen Colbert's list, but mine. If you recall, my last On Notice list was generated because Colbert has been stealing my material for years now. He's still there.
We know Michael Jack Schmidt has always talked about managing the Phillies, but Chris Coste the feel good story of the century, dreams it. He also dreamed that he'd become a Major Leaguer. That came true too.
The greatest Phillie ever (before Utley and Howard finish their careers) and the greatest 3rd Basemen ever, took some time to address Pat Burrell and Adam Dunn's strikeouts.