You are not going to get me interested in this Super Bowl. You just aren't. But since you probably care about it here are some links that will get you through it.

Well, Scarlett Johannson is yummy. And it's all John Updike's fault for making me think about her. What can I do, they made us read the darn thing!

Vanity Fair hits the spotlight with a big white scarlett ass. Tom Hanks gets younger via CGI. And French Maids teach us how to do a video podcast.