On this in day in 1985, Von Hayes hit a grandslam in the first inning of a game against the Mets. It was my birthday. So is today.

Phillies fans get angry when they lose. Then while still in that rage, decide they need to fix the Phillies. One of the themes that has pervading Phillies blogs, sports talk radio and the like is thought on trading RYAN HOWARD. Yes. Ryan Howard.

Timmy, what is your science project about? Black Holes, Mrs. Wiliiams. Okay, so what is the project? Well, I'm going to drop a bowling ball on a sheet and see if I can suck the 8th grade girls soccer team into a pit. Okay, Timmy... get started.

The Mike Schmidt mullet lives and breathes in Pittsburgh. And according to HammRadio sources, Bob Woodward killed a former FBI Director to sell more books.