Not an Onion Article

Although it sounds like one of those fake stories about the health benefits of Oral Sex for women, it is not, this is an actual study. In a bold new study, men who ejaculate frequently could reduce their risk of getting prostate cancer. Finally, the ONE habit I have that is BENEFICIAL to my health! This follows a study in Reported in July of 2003, that masturbation decreases the chances of cancer causing fluid to build up in the prostate. So whack away fellas.

But what about sexual intercourse? Well, this carries greater risks because of exposure to STD's which have been linked to prostate cancers. SO wives and girlfriends, want to keep your hubbies aroung longer? Keep yourself free of disease and help a brother out! We can't do it by ourselves ALL the time. So if you are going to ejaculate, do it with the same women or by yourself, but quit trolling the spots under the el for a little "half and half"

• New Study Suggests Link Between Frequent Sex and Prostate Health
• Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'

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