Jokey McJokey

You know I've been doing that whole Internet Dating thing. And after seeing Must Love Dogs, I signed up at PerfectMatch.com expecting to meet another Diane Lane. Except for some reason the only e-mails I'm getting are from girls that look like Nathan Lane.

Today's trash day, and I threw out a bunch of wire hangers, you know the kind you get at the cleaners. And I'm just wondering if I did the right thing. Not that I didn't recycle them, but with the John Roberts nomination to the Supreme Court, I'm just wondering if I held onto them they would become valuable?

I went to the dentist yesterday and he put this big piece of rubber around my tooth. Then he asked, "Mike, did you ever use a dental dam before?" Not since I was turning tricks at 13th and Spruce.