Moon Lighting

Last Night on the way home from Manayunk, the moon was absolutely huge. It guided me home. I suppose I should have been paying attention to the road. But what could I do the moon seemed to be sitting high atop my house, like it was some sort of bat signal or homing beacon. And I thought to my self if the moon was made of ribs, would I eat it? I'd have to say yes.

But that's not all. Sometimes you wish you could just stop along side the Schuylkill Expressway (I-76) and look at our amazing skyline. And I suppose if I had a camera phone I would have tried to take a picture of it. But I don't okay. I spent 300 dollars on a phone just so it wouldn't have a camera, is that alright? I don't need a camera in my phone. I don't need it. I just want a phone. A phone that I can sync up to my outlook and get my contacts and calendar. Is that okay with you? So what if I can't text message anyone. I just don't want a phone with a freakin' camera in it.

But if I did have a camera phone, I would have loved to have taken a shot of the moon just after the Roosevelt Expressway met the Schuylkill. It appeared to be hovering next to Liberty Place like it was some sort of UFO or a balloon attached to the spire. It was an amazing sight. Just amazing.

• Golf Club Prices Up... Scores not so much.
  Okay, I have been using the same set of clubs since I graduated from High School. That's almost 14 years now. My father has probably had at least 3 sets since then. It's time for new clubs. But I've been trying to justify the expense. And I just can't. It's a want. Will it improve my scores? I have no idea. Not with my attack swing. So I keep promising myself if I break 90 on a regular basis I will make the purchase. Of course, I can barely do that on John F. Byrne. So it's quite the connundrum. Maybe for my birthday?
• EBay Drop Off Stores: I swear I thought of this idea!
  I know, you hear me say this all the time. But I was talking about this months ago with a co-worker. Wouldn't it be great to sell an item on ebay, and then drop it off at some store and they handle all the shipping for me? I'm a genius with all kinds of ideas. I wonder if Temple can send me some intern candidates? How'd I go about it? Any takers?
• Okay, so which is it. Did they flush the Koran down a toilet or not? Or Did they flush the Quran? Which is it, Koran or Quran? Which was flushed?
  Quran or Koran?
• Shocking More people are staying home.
  If only I could learn to harnass the great ability to state the obvious, I too could write for the New York Times.