When Will the Apes Revolt?? --
Uh... When They start systematically throwing rocks
Last Modified
3/9/2009 6:29 PM
Byline: Mike Cunningham
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Story Summary
Look I don't know how more clear we can be here at hammradio.com. But the entire simian race... gorillas, monkeys and chimps are preparing a revolution. It's coming soon. And some of these guys have learned rock warfare.
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ROCK THROWERS!!!
Look I don't know how more clear we can be here at hammradio.com. But the entire simian race... gorillas, monkeys and chimps are preparing a revolution. It's coming soon. Must I continue to warn you every day about this??? How many more stories about anti-depressant taking chimps who can dress themselves can we hear about until we learn???
Out of Sweden comes the latest story about these evil monkeys. Apes. Chimps. Whatever. I'll start worrying about being poltically correct, when we they explain what they are up to. Anyway, this chimpanzee in Sweden has developed weapons caches of rocks which he hides around his habitat in order to throw at unsuspecting tourists. No longer does this chimp walk hunched over. This chimp stands erect like his homo-erectus brethren and goes on the warpath.
Worse, he doesn't even settle with the rocks found "naturally" around his habitat. NOW, this Convict Chimpanzee is pulling an Andy Dufresne chipping away at the concrete in his cell. If the zookeeper doesn't check in with the Baboon named Red to see if this Rock Thrower has asked for a poster of Koko The Speaking Gorilla, I'm calling for a United Nations inquiry.
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