When I re-imagine my life as the talk show host that I wanted to be, Among other things, my career should have been at the point where I was ready to take over for the Tonight show or perhaps the Late Show. Okay, maybe not.
Ryan Howard is On Notice. Yes, not on Stephen Colbert's list, but mine. If you recall, my last On Notice list was generated because Colbert has been stealing my material for years now. He's still there.
Today is Valentine's Day. So if you are out there cuddling were your honey or you are walking home from the bus stop because your car is broke, and it will cost you 767 dollars.