Ryan Howard is On Notice. Yes, not on Stephen Colbert's list, but mine. If you recall, my last On Notice list was generated because Colbert has been stealing my material for years now. He's still there.
So I'm torn in this mayoral race over protecting my civil rights, voting for the smartest guy or the richest guy. But all I can think about is why Charlie Manuel can't handle a 12 pitcher bullpen.
The Lenten Sacrifices have been a bust. I ate some Potato Chips on Oscar night by accident. I try to follow some Craigslist advice, hold on... I need to open up a socket.