HammRadio Today: 06/27/2006 --
Scarlett Johannson is Yummy

HammRadio Today: 06/27/2006 -- <br> Scarlett Johannson is Yummy

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Is there anyone more yummy thann Scarlett Johannson? Even if she's pictured next to Woody Allen. Nope, those creamy white thighs, full bosom, reminds of the Queen from John Updike's A&P and every girl I've every dreamed about. Thanks Updike. Thanks for ruining all my dreams about women.

She had on a kind of dirty-pink - - beige maybe, I don't know -- bathing suit with a little nubble all over it and, what got me, the straps were down. They were off her shoulders looped loose around the cool tops of her arms, and I guess as a result the suit had slipped a little on her, so all around the top of the cloth there was this shining rim. If it hadn't been there you wouldn't have known there could have been anything whiter than those shoulders. With the straps pushed off, there was nothing between the top of the suit and the top of her head except just her, this clean bare plane of the top of her chest down from the shoulder bones like a dented sheet of metal tilted in the light. I mean, it was more than pretty.

Okay, there I've said it, I'm in love with Scarlett Johannsen even if she has cankles. And you know what she's still a great actress. Go figure!

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HammRadio Today: 06/27/2006 --
Scarlett Johannson is Yummy

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Well, Scarlett Johannson is yummy. And it's all John Updike's fault for making me think about her. What can I do, they made us read the darn thing!
HammRadio Today: 06/27/2006 -- <br> Scarlett Johannson is Yummy

HammLinks: Around the Web Today

Is there anyone more yummy thann Scarlett Johannson? Even if she's pictured next to Woody Allen. Nope, those creamy white thighs, full bosom, reminds of the Queen from John Updike's A&P and every girl I've every dreamed about. Thanks Updike. Thanks for ruining all my dreams about women.

She had on a kind of dirty-pink - - beige maybe, I don't know -- bathing suit with a little nubble all over it and, what got me, the straps were down. They were off her shoulders looped loose around the cool tops of her arms, and I guess as a result the suit had slipped a little on her, so all around the top of the cloth there was this shining rim. If it hadn't been there you wouldn't have known there could have been anything whiter than those shoulders. With the straps pushed off, there was nothing between the top of the suit and the top of her head except just her, this clean bare plane of the top of her chest down from the shoulder bones like a dented sheet of metal tilted in the light. I mean, it was more than pretty.

Okay, there I've said it, I'm in love with Scarlett Johannsen even if she has cankles. And you know what she's still a great actress. Go figure!

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    This resource kit will help you analyze your web-site in many ways. The LogParser tool is great for analyzing any type of log. Why there isn't a FULL application using this puppy? Is only because I haven't finished writing it.
  • Is it MORE dangerous that we are in Iraq than North Korea having the Bomb?
    Look, I'll say this again... Not one moment we spend in Iraq prevents another 9/11 or worse. It hasn't saved ONE life in America. NOT ONE. It will only serve to continue to anger the Fundamentalist Muslims and 1000 more years of fighting. Remember, the Romans weren't ready for the Barbarians either.
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