What's Going On? -- <br>How many Five Years Old Can you Beat UP???

I can only Beat up 17

From the folks who brought you how much is your body worth and how many html tags can you mention in five minutes, brings you, http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

It's brillant. It truly is. Now suppose for a minute, you suspend your moral compass to actually envision taking on a number of five year old runts in a battle like Keanu versus Mr. Smith in Matrix 2 or 3, you can truly enjoy the humor of the situation, and work on how you would battle, my buddy, Trevor writes:

I can't stop thinking about this fight now. I think I would find the weakest, lamest one - straight kick him in the bridge of the nose then pick him - or her - up and swing him around in a circle taking out all the others like some mad whirling dervish of a human cyclone. There would be a circumference of falling five year olds lying in concentric pattern amidst my wake. I would also pull off a few typical Three Stooges moves and smash two of them together with the back of their heads as they onrushed me

Brilliant stuff. My buddy Kyle says the key is to keep the kids in front of you. I say, he's never fought a swarm before. Still, according to this site, I can only beat 17 kids. I say hogwash.

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