LONDON (Reuters) - Italians are known for them and theories suggest they may have originated in the Middle East but scientists said Wednesday the world's oldest known noodles, dating back 4,000 years, were made in China.

According to HammRadio sources, they were found in the dorm of the worlds oldest freshman.

NEWARK, N.J. - New Jersey motorists calling a toll-free number seeking handicapped or animal-friendly license plates are getting a little more action than they expected. Instead of getting the state Motor Vehicle Commission, callers reached a phone sex operation. That's ONE way to get people to go the DMV

I want to RENEW My license... 'Ooh baby, yeah, renew it' Um, yeah do I still have to wait in line? 'Can you handle, it... waiting for me... as guy after girl after guy ENTER my Office'

TORRANCE, Calif. - A man found operating on a pigeon that he sedated with vodka was later arrested after animal control officers raided his house and discovered about 300 living and dead birds inside.

According to HammRadio sources, Mike Tyson said he was inconspicuous and unpenetratable for comment.

TOKYO - Struggling to lure customers back amid increased competition, McDonald's is adding a new item to its menu in Japan: the shrimp burger.

In the Creole, we call dem PO Boys...