T.O. Told To GO

In a stunning story, Terrell Owens was asked to leave Training camp after getting into a shouting match with Andy Reid. The disgruntled Owens, who has decided to make life a living hell for the Eagles while he is in his contract dispute, sat outside his McMansion in Moorestown as Cameras rolled to tell his side of the story. "It's Not My Fault," Owens said, referring to whether fans should be upset with this latest drama.

We'll have more on the Proof of Concept tomorrow, but it's time SOMEONE steps up to Mr. Owens. And Maybe it should be the leader of the team, Donovan McNabb.

Look for Mr. Owens and his agent Drew Rosenhaus who came running to Owens aid to stay at T.O.'s home to help diffuse or explode the situation, to be A$$-hole of the week nominees.

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