I lost a friend today. Okay, he just felt like a friend. He was the best morning show host in a America, that no one ever heard of. Which is probably why they fired him.
Timmy, what is your science project about? Black Holes, Mrs. Wiliiams. Okay, so what is the project? Well, I'm going to drop a bowling ball on a sheet and see if I can suck the 8th grade girls soccer team into a pit. Okay, Timmy... get started.
Shout out to Mom and Dad on their 36th Wedding Anniversary. Last night's Houston Astros collapse caused by Barbara Bush. And a look at the CIA leak case.
Well there is one sad Panda today. The Party Pandy of the first Panda may go forth and sue the party of the second panda if said furriness was stuck in the first party's ear. While we figure that one out... It's Jesus V. Satan on PAY PER VIEW!!!!
Well, surprisingly Tweek took out Scuzzlebutt. It just took some extra motivation and coffee that tasted like the sweet morning dew. Today, School counsler Mr. Mackey takes on CLYDE!