HammRadio Today: 09/22/2006 --
New Slimming Software Ruins Online Dating
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9/22/2006 11:24 PM
Byline: Mike Cunningham
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Story Summary
Hewlett Packard introduces new technology, that makes a slimmer you! But I say it will lead to false advertising!
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Hewlett-Packard has introduced a new piece of software that will help all those folks who are afflicted with Metabolic Syndrome. Don't worry about taking a pill that will make you thinner. Technology has got it all beat! Introducing Hewlett Packard's Slimming Technology!
Now don't worry, HP is not going to send a Private Investigator and Pre-Text you before purchasing this software! No not all! It comes with their latest cameras!
I understand you might think this is a wonderful new feature! We all have taken pictures, that make us look well... fat. And we all know how technology can be abused... You gotta figure the biggest abuse will be in on-line dating!
Now, in addition to the cropped head shots, the shots of you hidden behind a crowd of people, and the far away shots that look like you are playing 2nd Base for the Rockford Peaches "And There's Marla Hooch, What A Hitter!". And you can leave your sunsets shots, dog and cat pics and vacation travelogues for myspace or friendster. Now you can be a thinner you!
No need to show a picture from 1991... This is YOU today! Look at these photos!
| Before Slimming Technology |
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| After Slimming Technology |
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Now, which of those guys are you going to date!!! This is wrong! It needs to be stopped! No woman out there should expect to see the young studly Mike Cunningam and get... chubby Irish Guy Mike Cunningham!!!
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