HammLinks: Around The Web Today

Hot and muggy today. Muggy and Hot. I saw ants sweating today. Pretty brutal today. Hope those with asthma and allergies could breathe okay today.

• The Concealer (warning: CollegeHumor.com may contain adult material and ads)
  It's not lying. It's just concealing the truth. Why tell the truth, when you can hide the truth. I mean you aren't really lying are you? For some reason, men and women have a complete different thought process on what is a lie.
• Locker Room Mentality...
  So if we stop locker room humor because it's not politically correct. And make locker room humor more politically correct. Won't Locker Room humor not be funny anymore? Aw... Poop.
• No... I didn't want your number. I want your actual jersey.
  Is it just me, but isn't this a little um... weird? I mean, I understanding wanting your old number. And I understand makinga friendly arrangement. But thousands of dollars? I have an old Randall Cunningham jersey in my closet. Anyone want to pay me 40k for it?
• A$$-Hole of the week nominee: Abortion Bill signed in a Church Gym
  Look I'm not going to discuss the merits of this bill. For one, I don't live in Texas. For two, Texas has f'd with us enough since the Polk administration.
• More Cowbell.
  You always wanted a cowbell with a hammradio logo on it didn't you. I thought so. I gotta fever and the only prescription is more cowbell. How about a beer stein then?