HammRadio Today: 02/02/2003 -- Happy Groundhog Day!

The SuperBowl Aftermath... Next Year Up With People?

HammRadio will bring you more about the game... but the biggest controversy, what everyone will be talking about is what the heck is a NIPPLE SHIELD!!! HammRadio has all the scoop on the Nipple Shield. We've scoured the internet. We have freeze framed Tivo a hundred times. And we've learned more than we've ever wanted about Nipple Piercings...

Before Janet Jackson... The Super Bowl halftime show never got sexier than Britney Spears... Before Justine Timberlake... Britney Spears was just a virgin... But this is the Super Bowl Halftime Show... And Marching Bands are just for background... Carol Channing could be dead... and Jim Belushi is on ABC... But this is CBS... And we own MTV... So now you have Janet Jackson... Sponsored by AOL Top Speed... where you can now download thousands of pictures of Nipple Shields faster than ever with 9.0. This is the Super Bowl Halftime show... Where Janet Jackson becomes Nastier than uh... Michael Jackson?

We'll be following this controversy all day. And we'll bring you a wrap up of the exciting game. It was a hell of a game. And once again, I'm glad the Eagles were not felled by a last second field goal.

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What about the Commercials?

The SuperBowl is more than just half time nudity and great football. It is also about selling products to 100 million people. And what better way, than to create amazing ads that will to sell you snacks and soft drinks to prevent you from going in the kitchen to get yourself snacks and soft drinks. I suppose that's what your wife is for. Kidding... we're so sensitive these days. HammRadio has our favorites and here they are in ORDER (until someone makes me remember another one!):

  1. AOL 9.0: Motorcycle
  2. Frito Lay: Fight to the Death
  3. Pepsi: Free Downloaders!
  4. Visa: Kerri & Misty Play Snow Volleyball
  5. Chevy Trucks: Soap in your Mouth... HOLY SHIZZNIT

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From Super Bowl.com, the Halftime Honor Roll

Super Bowl Halftime Honor Roll ?
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Super BowlProducerThemeTalent
I ? ? Universities of Arizona & Michigan Bands
II ? ? Grambling University Band
III ? America Thanks Florida A&M University
IV ? Mardi Gras Carol Channing
V ? ? Florida A&M Band
VI Jim Skinner Salute to Louis Armstrong Ella Fitzgerald, Carol Channing, Al Hirt & U.S. Marine Corps Drill Team
VII Tommy Walker Happiness Is. University of Michigan Band & Woody Herman
VIII Jim Skinner A Musical America University of Texas Band
IX Jim Skinner Tribute to Duke Ellington Mercer Ellington & Grambling University Bands
X Up with People 200 Years and Just a Baby-America's Bicentennial Tribute Up With People
XI Disney It's A Small World Los Angeles Unified All-City Band & Crowd Participation
XII ? From Paris to Paris of America Tyler Apache Belles, Pete Fountain & Al Hirt
XIII Bob Jani Super Bowl XIII Carnival Salute to Caribbean Ken Hamilton, various Caribbean Bands
XIV Up with People Salute to the Big Band Era Up With People
XV Jim Skinner Mardi Gras Festival Southern University Band, Helen O'Connell
XVI Up with People Salute to the '60s and Motown Up With People
XVII Bob Jani KaleidoSUPERscope Los Angeles Super Drill Team
XVIII Disney Salute to Superstars of Silver Screen University of Florida and Florida State University Bands
XIX U.S. Air Force World of Children's Dreams U.S. Air Force Band: "Tops in Blue"
XX Up with People Beat of the Future Up With People
XXI Disney Salute to Hollywood's 100th Anniversary Southern California-area high school drill teams and dancers
XXII Radio City Something Grand Chubby Checker/Rockettes & 88 grand pianos
XXIII Dan Witkowski Be Bop Bamboozled South Florida-area dancers and performers & 3-D effects
XXIV Select Productions Salute to New Orleans/Snoopy's 40th Birthday Pete Fountain/Doug Kershaw/Irma Thomas
XXV Disney A Small World Salute to 25 Years of Super Bowl New Kids on the Block
XXVI Timberline Winter Magic Gloria Estefan/Brian Boitano/Dorothy Hamill
XXVII Radio City Heal The World Michael Jackson & 3,500 local children
XXVIII Select Productions Rockin' Country Sunday Clint Black/Tanya Tucker/Travis Tritt/Wynonna & Naomi Judd
XXIX Disney Indiana Jones & Temple of Forbidden Eye Patti LaBelle/Tony Bennett/Arturo Sandoval/Miami Sound Machine
XXX Radio City Take Me Higher-Celebration of 30 years of Super Bowl Diana Ross
XXXI Select Productions Blues Brothers Bash Blues Brothers-Dan Akroyd, John Goodman, James Belushi/ZZ Top/James Brown
XXXII Radio City Salute to Motown's 40th Anniversary Boyz II Men/Smokey Robinson/Martha Reeves/Temptations/Queen Latifah
XXXIII Radio City Celebration of Soul, Salsa and Swing Stevie Wonder/Gloria Estefan/Big Bad Voodoo Daddy/tap dancer Savion Glover
XXXIV Disney Tapestry of Nations Phil Collins, Christina Aguilera, Enrique Iglesias, Toni Braxton, 80-person choir
XXXV MTV: Music Television ? Aerosmith and *NSYNC
XXXVI Clear Channel Entertainment's Special Events Group ? U2
XXXVII Iovine and Gallen ? Shania Twain
XXXVIII MTV: Music Television ? Janet Jackson

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