What's Going On -- <br>Day 1: FatBlog, I lost 7.5 pounds overnight

Me Lose 7.5 Pounds? That's Unpossible

Donate Now!!! Believe it. I lost 7.5 pounds over night. Before going to bed at girlfriends house, after she cooked me alovely dinner of Steak, potatoes and Asparagus. I even had this fantastic appetizer and post-petizer of Greek Bruschetta [Recipe Witheld until copywritten], I tried out her brand new scale. Jumped on, and I received an Error Message. It was digital.

I was instructed to tap the scale with my foot, wait for the triple zeroes and get on the scale. The shock and horror of what I saw, I could not contain. 225 Pounds.

I repeat, 225 POUNDS

This was about 10 pounds heavier than I thought I was. I haven't been on a scale in a while however, so it really could have been anything. So I did what any other person would do when given horrible, depressing news. Go to sleep. Early. Normally, I don't go to bed until like 1 or 2 in the morning. It was 11pm. I was toast. And I went to sleep.

In the middle of the night I woke out of a nightmare? Perhaps. But my leg tightened up. From the stress? I felt the urge to go to the bathroom. I jumped out of the bed as my leg cramped up and ran to the bathroom. I urinated and fell back to sleep. The alarm screamed later and I still refused to get out of bed. Finally, I went back to the bathroom where the horror from the night before started. And I tapped the digital scale. Waited for the trip zeroes. Stepped on, naked. 217.5.

I repeat 217.5 pounds.

There you have it folks, that's my guide to losing 7.5 pounds overnight. So we're starting a fatblog here. They seem to be the hip new thing. And I'll keep you up to date on my magical weightloss.

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