I lost a friend today. Okay, he just felt like a friend. He was the best morning show host in a America, that no one ever heard of. Which is probably why they fired him.
I hate the Mets, their fans, their uniforms, everything, except one hot chick fan. Here are my thoughts on the game.
Today is Valentine's Day. So if you are out there cuddling were your honey or you are walking home from the bus stop because your car is broke, and it will cost you 767 dollars.
Paris Hilton visited Philadelphia and the Water Still Tastes Funny. Where's the Philadelphia's Emergency Response team?
Britney Spears loses her visiting rights because she didn't wear underwear again. Okay, I'm not sure if that's the reason. But I'd take her kids away for that.