The CIA was warned by the French. Yes, those same French folks who didn't let us use their air space and then we changed the name of our beloved French Fries to Freedom Potato Sticks.
Breaking News: Floyd Landis calls in and explains why he tested positive for Testosterone. Clue: Elephantitis. Also, we discuss the Phillies and flirting. Also, an interesting Craigslist post gets us going. And MORE!