The Phils sweep the Mets and climb 2 games back of the playoffs. Yet, nationally, they are disrespected.
Hewlett Packard introduces new technology, that makes a slimmer you! But I say it will lead to false advertising!
So it seems Brokeback Mountain is not really that controversial. According to Entertainment Weekly anyway. Also, have you heard the Invisible Ring Tone yet??? Well how would you know, it's invisible?
Well Tom Cruise hasn't decided to sue us yet. So in honor of that we decide to rip on Ben Affleck. We remember Pearl Harbor and Tell Secrets...
We flashback to the 80s, Boogies Nights, and get a Paula Abdul Report. But we spend a lot of time ripping the government on not reimbursing soldiers for Body Armor.</